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What's in the yard

The fleet

Every machine is bought, tested, charged, and repaired by the same person who hands it to you. Here's exactly where each one stands — no guessing.

Beta season — August
The 3v3 RC soccer arena set up at a street fair — six 1/10-scale trucks around an oversized ball, drivers on the controllers, a crowd standing at the walls. Concept rendering

3v3 RC Soccer — 1/10 Scale

Six drivers on the field at once, an oversized ball, and a walled arena big enough to draw a crowd around it. Nobody walks past this one. Built for street fairs, corporate days, and block parties.

Beta season — August

Mini RC Soccer — 1/76 Scale

The tabletop version. A fleet of Turbo Racing micro cars and a walled arena that fits on your kitchen table. Drop-off rental for 24 hours, or we run it as a station at a bigger event.

In build

RC Construction Yard

Excavators, dozers, and dump trucks working a real dirt pit. Scoop, haul, dump, repeat — it turns out that loop is hypnotic at any age. Timed challenges for the kids who want to compete.

In build

Rock Crawlers & Obstacle Course

Scale trucks over rock piles, ramps, and bridges we build by hand. Slow, technical, and weirdly addictive. The course reconfigures, so the same crew gets a new challenge every time.

New machines get added most months. If you've got something in mind we don't have yet, ask — half this list started as somebody's question.

Who books us

Anywhere people gather

The machines change. The reason people book doesn't: put something in a room and watch strangers start talking to each other about whose turn it is.

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Street Fairs & Public Events

You need a booth people stop at, not walk past. We roll in with the 3v3 arena, run heats all day, and keep a line of people standing in front of your event. Staffed start to finish — you get a crowd, not a job.

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Corporate & Team Building

Team building nobody has to be talked into. Draft teams, run a bracket, and let the quiet person on your team discover they're the ringer. Offices, offsites, holiday parties, client appreciation days. Ninety minutes or all afternoon.

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Parties & Fundraisers

Birthdays for the 10-and-up crowd who rolled their eyes at the bounce house. HSA and PTO fundraisers where the attraction pays for itself. Graduations, block parties, and the occasional wedding cocktail hour. Drop-off or fully staffed.

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Also a good fit for

  • Restaurants & breweries
  • Senior living communities
  • School field days
  • Scout troops & camps
  • Grand openings
  • Block parties
  • Church & temple events
  • Rec department nights

For event organizers

The boring details you actually need

If you run a street fair, a rec program, or a corporate calendar, you've been burned by vendors who couldn't answer basic questions. Here's ours up front. Need a W-9, a specific arrival window, or anything else for your file? Ask and it's in your inbox the same day.

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Footprint
Approx. 20 × 20 ft

Fits a standard two-booth run

Setup / breakdown
Under 60 minutes

We arrive before gates open

Power
None required

Battery fleet, charged on site

Staffing
Fully run by us

You do nothing on event day

Surface
Grass, asphalt, or gym floor

Indoor or outdoor

Who's behind this

I'm a Glen Rock dad of two and a lead software engineer, and this started the way most bad ideas do: I bought a couple of RC cars for my kids and then couldn't put mine down. Then a few neighbors tried it. Then their parents wouldn't give the controllers back.

What I kept running into was how unwelcoming this hobby can be from the outside — a wall of jargon and a vibe that you should already know this stuff. Nobody needs that on a Saturday. So I'm building the opposite: real machines, set up and handed to you, no experience required and nothing to prove.

Every car in the fleet is hand-picked, maintained, tested, and fully charged by the same person who unloads it at your event. Local, hands-on, and genuinely into this stuff.

Straight answers

You're brand new. Why book you?

Because new means you get the owner, not a summer hire reading a script. I'm at every event in the founding season. If something breaks, the guy who can fix it is already standing there.

What if the machines break mid-event?

Some will. That's why we bring spares of everything and I carry a toolbox, not a shrug. The event keeps running.

Do we need to know anything about RC?

No. That's the whole point. If you can hold a controller you're driving in about fifteen seconds, and grandparents beat teenagers more often than you'd think.

What does it cost?

Depends on the machines, the hours, and whether you want us running it. Send your date and we'll come back with a real number within 24 hours — founding-season rates through September.

Founding season

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Tell us what you're planning. We reply within 24 hours with what we can run, what it costs, and an honest read on whether we're the right fit for your event. No payment on this form, and nothing is locked in until you say so.

Replies within 24 hours. No payment on this form. Founding-season rates hold through September 2026.